90% woman, 10% male, or, chick with a dick. Usually from Thailand. Boys, the chick I made out with was a 90/10. I wouldn't be that upset if her dick hadn't been bigger than mine.

Four day weekend or "96" hours of liberty. Usually for holiday weekends, the boundaries for libbo are extended and you get more than 2 days away from getting constantly bitched at for senseless bullshit. Also, when the wildest things tend to do down like drug usage, impregnating hookers and strippers, and boots buying cars at ridiculous interest rates. Hey Private, how the fuck did you knock up and marry a stripper in one 96?

The MOS designated to shammers, dirtbags, and terminal E-4's. 2nd platoon has a fuck ton of 99Z's. Can't ever find those fucks.

To quickly summarize how to navigate from location to location. We are at phase line red. We need to get to phase line blue. What's the fastest way from A to B?

A complete disaster that went nothing as planned. Watching the band try to qualify with their rifles was a total abortion.

Shit that you don't want to deal with so you leave it up to those higher rank than you to deal with. There's no fucking way I'm going to do that. That shit is way too above my paygrade to give a shit about.

When you know what’s going on or are capable of handling something but act as if you are clueless to get out of it. Martin has his Humvee license but when Gunny asked for a driver, he decided to act a fool to get out of it.

A phrase to stress just how fucked a situation is. So you thought you could sweet talk the gate guard out of noticing you drunk driving. What in the actual fuck was going through your mind?