MILITARY SLANG DICTIONARY
MILITARY SLANG DICTIONARY
0-9
- 1 For Chesty
- 1 Pump Chump
- 1… 1… 1… 1… 1…
- 10 Pound Head
- 10 pounds of smashed asshole in a 5 pound sack
- 10 Up, 2 Down
- 10-4 Fuck Over!!
- 100 Feet Of Flight Line
- 100 Mile an Hour Tape
- 11B Proof
- 12 on 12 off
- 12th General Order
- 15 min early to 15 min early
- 15 minutes prior
- 15 minutes prior to 15 minutes prior to – infinity
- 15-6
- 15:30
- 1st Civ Div
- 1st Lt
- 1st Sarnt
- 1st Sausage
- 1st Sgt’s fuck doll
- 2 Scoops of Hooah
- 29 Stumps
- 2nd Lt
- 3 to a pisser
- 30K Millionaire
- 32% APR
- 3rd Deck Flight Crew
- 4 Wall Counseling
- 4/10/04
- 40 Mike-Mike
- 40 Rounds
- 45 and 45
- 45 to the right
- 5 Fingers Of Death
- 5 Jump Chump
- 5’S And 25’S
- 50 ft. Of Chow Line
- 550 Cord
- 5×5
- 7 Day
- 7 tons of fun
- 710 Plug
- 72
- 75th Sick Call Ranger Regiment
- 8 Up
- 8 Year Specialist
- 90/10
- 96
- 99
- 99Z
A
- A to B
- A-gang
- Abortion
- Above my pay grade
- Acquire
- Act a fool
- Actual Fuck
- AFI
- Aft
- AIDS Marines
- Air Assault
- Air Bear
- Air Force Gloves
- Air Force Mittens
- Air Grunt
- Air Picket
- Air Shark
- Airborne Jessica
- Airborne Knee
- Airdale
- Al’s #1
- Alabaster Chrome
- ALI
- Ali Baba
- Alibi
- All present or accounted for
- Aloha Snackbar
- Alpha Charlie
- Alpha Mike Foxtrot
- Alpha Roster
- Anal Creampie
- Anal Sandwich
- Anchor Clanker
- Anchor Clanker
- Angry Bottom
- Anteater
- Anymouse
- Arctic Slipper
- Area Beautification
- Armor Test
- Arms Across America
- Army
- Army Proof
- Article 134
- Article 15
- As I was
- As you were
- Ash Receiver
- Ass Breath
- Ass Chewing
- Ass Chunks
- Ass Clown
- Ass Douche
- Ass Gasket
- Ass Hat
- Assed Up
- Asses and Elbows
- Assfuckery
- Asshat
- Asshole to Bellybutton
- Assman
- ASVAB Waiver
- ASVAB Warrior
- Ate up
- Atomic Sit Up
- Attention to detail
- Aye Hero
- Aye Marine
B
- B Hole Justice
- B-Fop
- B1RD
- BA-11s
- BA1100N
- Baby Arm
- Baby Beater
- Baby Dicks
- Baby Wipes
- Back 40
- Back at Bragg
- Back Office
- Bacon
- Bad Juju
- Bad Larry
- Bag Daddy
- Bag Drag
- Bag Nasty
- Bag of Ass
- Bag of Broke Dicks
- Bag of Dicks
- Bag of Rats Cats Ass
- Bag of Rats Cats Ass
- Bag of Smashed Assholes
- Bag of Smashed Holes
- Baked Beans and Hot Dogs
- Balls
- Balls to 8
- BAM
- BAMCIS
- BAMF
- Banana Show
- Bandini
- Bang Bang Switch
- Bang Switch
- Barney Style
- Barracks Barber
- Barracks Bash
- Barracks Brawl
- Barracks Bro
- Barracks Bunny
- Barracks Cleaning
- Barracks Cut
- Barracks Goggles
- Barracks Lawyer
- Barracks Love
- Barracks Maintenance
- Barracks Party
- Barracks Rat
- Barstool Commando
- Basic Training vs. Boot Camp
- Basilone’s Jizz
- Batphone
- Batt Boy
- Battalion Becky
- Battalion Bicycle
- Battle Bitch
- Battle Boo
- Battle Buddy
- BB Stackers
- BCG
- BCP
- Beans and Baby Dicks
- Beans and Bullets
- Bear
- Bearmat
- Beasting
- Beat Feet
- Beat up Bag
- Beat up by a Ghost
- Beat your Face
- Beat your Meat
- Bed Mattress
- Beer Day
- Befucked
- Befuckle
- Beg, Borrow, Steal
- Behoove
- Belay my last
- Bell Ringer
- Below my pay grade
- Belt Fed
- Belt Fed Cock
- Benny Boys
- Beret Chaser
- Berthing Rat
- Beta Cucks
- BFE
- BFH
- BFO
- BFR
- BFW
- BFYS
- Big Bertha
- Big Blue
- Big Blue Arrow
- Big Chicken Dinner
- Big Dick Bullet
- Big Dickin’
- Big Foot Tracker
- Big Fuck Off
- Big Green Weenie
- Big Red
- Big Red Pig
- Bilge Diver
- Bilge Monkey
- Billet
- Bintang
- Bintang Sweats
- Bird
- Bitch Plate
- Bitchass
- Bitching Betty
- Bite the Silver Bullet
- Bivouac
- Bivy Cover
- Black Chevron Mafia
- Black Flag
- Black Ops
- Blackhat
- Blade
- Blanket Party
- Blast Fence Counseling
- Blasting Rope
- Blazing
- Blinker Fluid
- Blood Lotus
- Blood Striping
- Blood Wings
- Blowed Up
- Blowjob Factory
- Blue Ball
- Blue Bomber
- Blue Canoe
- Blue Falcon
- Blue Flys’
- Blue Footing
- Blue Knees
- Blue Money Value Bag
- Blue Rocket
- Blue Sauna
- Blue Waffle
- Blueberries
- Blueberry Fuckstick
- Bluejacket
- BLUF
- BMW
- Boar Punch
- Boat
- Boat Boo
- Boat Chuck
- Boat Donkey
- Boat Goat
- Boat Hoe
- Boatswains Punch
- BOB
- Bobbin for Cock
- BOD
- BOHICA
- BOLO
- Bomb Farm
- Bonerific
- Booger Eater
- Booger Hook
- Boom Boom Room
- Boom Stick
- Boom Test
- Boondockers
- Boondoggle
- Booster
- Boot
- Boot Ass
- Boot Bands
- Boot Bitch
- Boot Blouser
- Boot Commanders
- Boot Drop
- Boot Fuck
- Boot Fuckery
- Boot Lt.
- Boot Move
- Boot Shark
- Boot Skater Chit
- Boot-Pog-Fuck
- Bootbitch
- Bootcamp Fucktard
- Bootenant
- Bootganistan
- Bootlicker
- Bootneck
- Boots Gone Wild
- Boots Gone Wild
- Booty Duty
- BOPO
- Bore Punch
- Bos’n
- Bosnia
- Bounding
- Box Nasty
- Box of Frequencies
- Box of Grid Squares
- Brain Bucket
- Brain Donor
- Brain Housing Group
- Brain Strap
- BRAS
- Brass
- Bravo Alpha 11s
- Bravo Zulu
- Break it down Barney Style
- Bremelo
- Bricks
- Bricks Brawl
- Brig
- Bro-Vet
- Broke
- Broke Dick
- Brown Bagger
- Brown Eye
- Brown Green
- Brown Noser
- Brown Star Cluster
- Brown Thunder
- Brownies
- Bt Punch
- Bubble Guts
- Bubblehead
- Buck Sergeant
- Bucket of Yuck
- Bud/s
- Buddy Fucker
- Buddy Fucker aka Military Police
- Buddy fucker or also known as a Bravo Foxtrot or Blue Falcon
- BUFF
- Buffalo Swab
- Buffer Rodeo
- Bug Juice
- Bug out Bag
- Bulkhead
- Bull Ensign
- Bullet Sponge
- Bullwinkle Badge
- Bunker Sloot
- Burn Bag
- Burn Them
- Butsarge
- Butt Plug
- Butt Puss
- Butt Shark
- Butter Bar
- Butterface
- Butterfly Girl
- Button Pushers
- Bx/Px Battle Crusier
- By The Numbers
C
- C-Rat Potato and Beef Entree
- C-Rats
- Cabbagehead
- Cad-Idiot
- Cadillac
- Cage Kicker
- Cake Eater
- Camel Cum
- Camel Jock
- Camp Wilson
- Can Of Squelch
- Can’t tie a knot, tie a lot.
- Can’t Polish Shit
- Canked
- Cannibalize
- Cannon Cocker
- Cannon Fodder
- Canopy Lights
- Canvas Stretcher
- Captain Jack
- Captain’s Mast
- CAR
- Carl
- Carlos Soto
- Carpet Walker
- Case of the Ass
- Cat Hole
- Catch Me, Fuck Me’s
- Catchall
- Catfu
- Cats Eyes
- Cattywambus
- Caveat
- Caw Caw
- CEM
- Cerebellum Shot
- Chabs
- Chach Bag
- Chain Gang
- Chain of Command
- Chair Force
- Chairborne
- Chairborne Ranger
- Chalk
- Charlie
- Charlie Bravo
- Charlie Delta
- Charlie Foxtrot
- Charlie Mike
- Charlie Pop
- Charms
- Charts and Darts
- Check
- Check Fire
- Check Rog
- Check Valve
- Check Zero
- Checklist Girl
- Cheese Charge
- Cheese Dick
- Cheese Eater
- Cheese Knocker
- Cheetah Flip
- Cheeto Dick
- Cheeto Rounds
- Chem Light Batteries
- Cherry
- Cherry Ass Boot
- Cherry Bitch
- Cherry Fuck
- Chest Candy
- Chesty Puller
- Chew and Screw
- Chewing Rubber
- Chewy
- Chicken Noodle Hoagie
- Chicken Plate
- Chicken Shack
- Chicken Vagina
- Chicken Wing
- Chief
- Chief of Smoke
- Chief of Smoke
- Chigadera
- Chili Dog
- Chilli Mac MRE
- Chinese Field Day
- Chingodera
- Chipmate
- Cho
- Chocbag
- Choch
- Chode Captain
- Chode Speckle
- Chow
- Chow Hall
- Chow Hall Bipod
- Chow Hound
- Chow Tard
- Chow-Libo-Pussy
- CHU
- CHU Goblin
- Chubby
- Chucklefuck
- Chucks
- Chumming
- CIF
- Cigarette Roll
- Circle Jerkers
- Circular File Cabinet
- Civ Div
- Civilian
- Clack clack clack make sure Charlie don’t come back
- Clam
- Clean
- Cleaning Detail
- Clear as Mud
- Cleared Hot
- Clearing Barrel
- Clicks
- CLIP
- Clit Tickler
- Clown Ops
- CLP
- Cluster Fuck
- CO
- Coast Guard
- Coastie
- Cob
- Cock
- Cock Holster
- Cock Juggler
- Cock Saluter
- Cock Sniper
- Cock Suck
- Cock Waffle
- Cock Warmer
- Cockass
- Cockbag
- Cockholster
- Cocking
- Cockpit
- Cocks and Rocks
- Cocktrap
- Code 5 Bravo
- Colors
- Combat Clit
- Combat Companion
- Combat Janitor
- Combat Jerk
- Combat Mattress
- Combat Ninja
- Combat Thong
- Comma
- Commo
- Common Sense
- Company Cleaning Barrel
- Concur
- Coner
- Conex Box Counseling
- Conn
- Contraband
- Convertible Go-Fasters
- Coolie
- Coon Clit
- Corfam
- Corps Whore
- Corrective Training
- COTDA
- Cover
- Cover and Align
- Cow
- Crack Barracks
- Craking Stacks
- Crank
- Crayola Killer
- Crayon
- Crayon Eater
- Crayon Muncher
- Criminal Lance Corporal
- Crop Dust
- Cross Ding Dings
- Crotch Hugger
- Crotch Rot
- Crow
- Crow Bag
- Crucial
- Crumb Catcher
- Crunchie
- Crunchies
- Crunchy Rice
- Crush Depth Buddies
- Cruster
- Crutch Brigade
- Crypto
- Crysacking
- CSMO
- Cuck
- Cuddle Puddle
- Cum Bucket
- Cum Dumpster
- Cum Triscut
- CUNT
- Cunt Bubble
- Cunt Cap
- Cunt Hair
- Cunt Maggot
- Cunt Nugget
- Cunt Punt
- Curtain Call
- Cut Sling
- Cut Sling Load
- Cyceld
D
- DA Form 1
- Daggon
- Daggon Friggen’
- Danger Noodle
- Dark Green
- Dark Side
- DART
- DAT
- Davey Jones’ Locker
- Daywalker
- DBA
- DBAB
- DD-214
- DD-214 Mountains
- De Blouse
- Dear John
- Death by PowerPoint
- Deck
- Deck Ape
- Deck Plate Leadership
- Deconflict
- Deebo
- Deep Sea Buddy
- Defender Socks
- Delta Sierra
- Dental
- Dependa Ambush
- Dependapotamus
- Dependasaursrex
- Deployment 10
- Deployment Cushion
- Deployment Dodger
- Deployment Gay
- Deployment Goggles
- Deployment Hot
- Deployment Love
- Deployment Wife
- Depression
- Desert Booty
- Desert Diamond
- Desert Dick
- Desert Dime
- Desert Fox
- Desert Goggle
- Desert Princess
- Desert Queen
- Desert Rat
- Desert Rose
- Desert Tortoise
- Desert Yeti
- Desk Dick
- Desk Pop
- Det Cord Loop
- Det Stache
- Deuce 1/2 Club!
- Deuce Gear
- Devil
- Devil Bitch
- Devil Dolphin
- Devil Donut
- Devil Duck
- Devil’s Anus
- Devil’s Nut
- Devilbitch
- DFAC
- DICK
- Dick Beater
- Dick Broom
- Dick Butt
- Dick Cheese
- Dick Clown
- Dick Dance
- Dick Dick Games
- Dick Duster
- Dick Face
- Dick Fuck
- Dick Holster
- Dick Knuckle
- Dick Lips
- Dick on my Forehead
- Dick Pleasers
- Dick Shit
- Dick Skinner
- Dick Skinners
- Dick Skinners, Moon Beams
- Dick Skinners, Soup Coolers
- Dick Smith
- Dick Suck
- Dick Tickler
- Dick to Asshole
- Dick Trap
- Dickbag
- Dickbroom
- Dicked Up
- Dicknado
- Diddy Bop
- Diddy Bopping
- Die Mother Fuckier Die
- Digger
- Dildoser
- DILIGAF
- Dilly Dick’n
- Ding Bat
- Dingus
- Dink
- Dip
- Dirka Dirka
- Dirt Merchant
- Dirt Nap
- Dirt Squirrel
- Dirt Turkey
- Dirtbag
- Dirty Bird
- Dirty Leg
- Dirty Nasty Leg
- Dirty Wind
- Disappear
- Discipline Hand
- Disco Belt
- Disgusting Thing
- Disregard
- Ditti
- Ditty Bag
- Dittybooper
- Dive Bombing
- DNKH
- Doc
- Docking
- Dog and Pony
- Dog and Pony Show, PX Ranger, Roman Helmet, Shammer
- Dog Bone
- Dog Face
- Dog Leg
- Dolphin Butthole Tight
- Dome
- Dome of Obedience
- Donkey Dick
- Donut Launcher
- Doolie
- Dope
- Dope on a Rope
- Dorm Bunny
- Dorm Queen
- Dorm Rat
- Double Delta
- Double Dragon
- Double Time
- Double Ugly
- Douche Canoe
- Douche Flute
- Douche Rocket
- Doughboy
- Downtime
- Dragonfly Wings
- Drahhhp
- Driftwood
- Drill Private
- Drinking the Koolaid
- Drinky Girl
- Drip Tray
- Drippy Dick
- Driver
- Drop Blouse
- Drug Deal
- Drunk Bunk
- Duck Hunter
- Due Outs
- Dumb Stupid Private
- Dummy Cord
- Dummy Cord
- Dune Coons
- Dustoff
- Dutch Oven
- Duty Bitch
- DW
E
- E Type
- E-3 1/2
- E-Nothing
- E-Tool Kill
- E.A.D.A.D.Q
- EAD
- Eagle Driver
- Eagle Hatcher
- Eagle Keeper
- Eagle Rider
- Ear Pro
- Eat Babies
- Eating Duck
- EBD
- EBS
- EDL
- Eight Up
- Elephant Condom
- Elephant Jizz
- Elsie
- Embrace the Suck
- Emerald Shellback
- EMI
- Endex
- Err
- Err #2
- Errahh
- Erroneous
- Eskimo Brothers
- Eskimo Pussy
- Etadik
- Ether Bunny
- Ethos Warrior
- Every Swingin’ Dick
- Exhaust Sample
- Eye Balls
F
- Face Fucked
- Facebook Warrior
- FAG
- Fag Bag
- Fag Strap
- Faggot Packing
- Fake Taxi
- Fan Room Counseling
- FANG
- Fang Brush
- Fantail Phantom
- Fap
- Fap Tent
- FAPed Out
- Farmer Armor
- Fart Bag
- Fart Box
- Fart Cart
- Fart Knocking
- Fart Sack
- Fart Sniffer
- FAST
- Fast Mover
- Fat Body
- Fatal Funnel
- Fatigues
- Favorite Gun
- Fayetteville Fine
- Ferda
- Fi-Fi
- Fiddle Fucking
- FIDO
- Field Booty
- Field Day
- Field Expedient
- Field Fuck
- Field Goggles
- Field Jacks
- Field Jerk
- Field Love
- Field Mattress
- Field Shower
- Field Snatch
- Field Wife
- FIFI
- FIGJAM
- FIGMO
- Filipino Mafia
- Fine line between hard & retard.
- Finger Fuck
- Finger Fuck It
- Fire watch reading material
- Firefly
- Firewatch
- Firewatch Ribbon
- First Sartenant
- First Sausages
- FISH
- FIST
- Fister
- Fistering
- FITFO
- Five Finger Discount
- Five Jump Chump
- Fixing Stupid
- Flaming Asshole
- Flat Black
- Flatface
- Flay
- Fleet Dodger
- Flight Risk
- Flightline
- FLOB
- Flux Capacitator
- FM
- FNG
- FOAD
- FOB
- FOB 10
- FOB Goblin
- Fobbit
- FOD
- Food Blister
- Football Bat
- Forced Hydration
- Foreskin
- Forward
- Four and Out
- Four points of contact
- Fox Deuce (otherwise known as Fuck Face)
- Foxtail
- FRAG-O
- Freakin’ Damn
- Free Chicken
- Freedom Bird
- Freedom Boner
- Fresh Nuts
- Fresh Socks
- Fresh Water Jellyfish
- Fricken
- Friendly-Fuck
- Frig’n
- Friggin’ Doggon’ Trash
- Frog Hog
- Frogman
- Frogs
- Fromunda Cheese
- Front Leaning Rest
- Fruit Loop
- Fruit Salad
- FTA
- FTMC
- FTN
- FUBAR
- FUBIJAR
- Fuck
- Fuck a Duck
- Fuck Boi
- Fuck Buddy
- Fuck Face
- Fuck Fuck Games
- Fuck Head
- Fuck Knuckle
- Fuck me Friday
- Fuck me Sideways
- Fuck Mother
- Fuck Nugget
- Fuck Nuts
- Fuck Pig
- Fuck Puppet
- Fuck Start
- Fuck Stick
- Fuck Tent
- Fuck This
- Fuck Ton
- Fuck Trophy
- Fuck Wagon
- Fuck your Hat
- Fuck-Fuck Games
- Fuck, Marry, Kill
- Fuckboi
- Fuckchops
- Fucked
- Fucked the dog/Screwed the pooch.
- Fucken Choch
- Fuckening
- Fucker
- Fuckery
- Fuckin’ Leg
- Fuckin’ Soup Sandwich
- Fucking Fuck Fuck
- Fucking Fuck Fuck
- Fucking God Damn
- Fuckingdamn
- Fuckinnnnnnnnnnn’
- Fuckle
- Fucko
- Fuckshit
- Fuckstart as in fuckstart your face
- Fuckstick, Dick Skinner
- Fuckstick, Unfuck, Tabernak
- Fucktangle
- Fucktard
- Fucktards
- Fucktastic
- Fucky
- Fuel Farm
- Fugly
- Full Anal Nelson
- Full Battle Rattle
- Full Bird Private
- Full Bucket of Chicken
- Full Semi Auto
- Full Send
- Fun Box
- Fun Police
- Fun run
- FUNGUS
- Fupa Pouch
- Fuzzy
G
- GAF
- Gaffing Off
- Gaggle
- Gaggle Fuck
- Gaming the Game
- Ganaherpasephiaids
- Gangway
- Garbage Sauce
- Gastro
- Gat
- Gator
- Gator Roll
- Gauntlet
- Gay
- Gay Chicken
- Gay Donut
- Gayzer
- Gear Adrift Is Gear A Gift
- Gear Bomb
- Gear Queer
- Geardo
- Geedunk
- Geedunk Bandit
- Genetically Inferior
- Genius
- Geobachelor
- Get Fucked
- Get Hot
- Get Smoked
- Get Some
- Getting a Purple Heart
- Getting Hemmed up
- Getting Smoked
- Ghost Turd
- Ghost Turds
- GI Gin
- GI Party
- GIB
- Gig Line
- Giggle Juice
- Give ’em One
- Glass Slippers
- Glory Hole
- Glow Worms
- Go Fasters
- Goat
- Goat Fucker
- Goat Locker
- Goatfukistan
- GOBI
- God Speed
- Gofasters
- GOFO
- Golden Shellback
- GOMOR
- Good Cookie
- Good enough for government work
- Good Idea Fairy
- Good Training
- Good Trash
- Gook
- Goon
- Gorilla Fist
- Gouge
- Grab Ass
- Grab some real estate
- Grape
- Grease Monkey
- Great Training
- Green Bean
- Green dot / red dot 🤷‍♀️
- Green Mattress
- Green Monster
- Green Tip
- Green Weenie
- Grenade
- Grinder
- Grotopotamus
- Ground Pounder
- Ground Sheet
- Groupie
- Grunt
- Grunt Work
- GTFO
- Gucci
- Gucci Gear
- Guckle
- Gum Shoe
- Gumbi
- Gun Bunny
- Gun Deck
- Gun Rock
- Gunny Puffer
- Gunny Time
- Guns Up
- Gut Slut
- Gut Truck
- GUY
- Gynaherpacyphillitis
H
- H&S Company
- HABU
- HAHO
- Haji
- HALO
- Hammered Dog Shit
- Hangar Queen
- HANO
- Happy Sock
- Hard Charger
- Harder than woodpecker lips
- Hatch
- Hawk
- Hazing
- Head
- Health and Welfare/Comfort
- Heat Cat Towel
- Heinous
- Helicopter Keys
- Herc Doc
- Herding Cats
- Hero
- Herpa Derp
- Hey Devil/Shipmate/Soldier/Joe/Wingman
- Hey Joe
- Hickey off bulkhead remover
- High and stupid
- High and tight
- High and to the right
- High Speed
- High speed, low drag
- High tech piece of trash
- Hijab
- Hillbilly Armor
- Hip Pocket
- Hip Pocket Class
- Hit the silk
- HMC
- HMFIC
- HOFNR
- HOG
- Hog Hunting
- Hogging
- Holiday Flag
- Hollywood Marine
- Hooah
- Hook and Pile
- Hooker Bag
- Hooking and jabbing
- Hoover
- Hooyah
- Horse Cock
- Horse Marine
- Hot dog down a hallway
- Hot Garbage
- Hot Minute
- Hot Rack
- Hotboxing
- Hotplate
- Hotter than two mice fucking in a wool sock
- House Mouse
- Household 6
- However Comma
- HUA
- HUGA
- Hump
- Humvee Keys
- Hurricane Party
- Hurry up and wait
- Hydrate
- Hydrate or die
I
- I’ll just go fuck myself
- I’ll fight for you
- Ice Cream Social
- Icky Cookie
- ID10T certified
- ID10T forms
- ID1OT form
- IED hopscotch
- If it moves shoot it. If it doesn’t move paint it.
- If ya ain’t cheatin, ya ain’t tryin
- If you can’t truck it, fuck it.
- IHTFP
- In Cadence
- In Country
- In lieu of
- Indoor Pt
- Infidel
- Ink Stick
- Installation Beautification
- Instrumental
- Intestinal Fortitude
- Irish Pendant
- Iron Duck
- Iron Rain
- Irregardless
- ISO mat
- It’s not gay with boot straps on
- Ivan
- IYAOYAS
J
- J-Ville
- Jack
- Jack Job
- Jack Shack
- Jack Sock
- Jack Wagon
- Jackassery
- Jacking
- JAFO
- Jagalone
- Japahoe
- Japper Snapper
- Jarhead
- JEEP
- Jerry Can
- Jesus Cruisers
- Jesus Plug
- Jet Jockey
- JEW
- Jimmy Dean
- JN
- Jodie
- Joe
- Joey Navy
- Joey Navy
- Johnny Rotten Crotch
- Jolly Green Giant
- JOPA
- Juicy Girls
- Jump Daddy
- Jumpers, Hit It!
- Jungle Juice
- Jungle Rot
- Junior NCO
- Just the Tip
K
L
- Lady Boy
- LALO
- Lance Coconut
- Lance Colonel
- Lance Commandant
- Lance Condom
- Lance Coolie
- Lance Corporal Schmuckatelli
- Lance Corporal Shuffle
- Lance Corporal Underground
- Lance Criminal
- Land Mine
- Land Nav Waiver
- Latrine
- Latrine Queen
- Lawn Dart
- Layo
- LBFM
- Leatherneck
- Left and right lateral limits
- Left Handed Hammer
- Left Handed Wrench
- Leg
- LGOP
- Libbo
- Libbo Buddy
- Liberty
- Liberty Brief
- Licken Chicken
- Lickies and chewies
- Life out/lifted
- Lifer
- Light Colonel
- Light Duty Commando/Warrior
- Light Green / Dark Green
- Ligma
- Lima Charlie
- Limp Dick
- Listen up fuckers, I’m only gonna say this once
- LITFU
- Living the dream
- LN
- Lo Righty Lay-O
- Load Toad
- Local Clearing Barrel
- Local Slam Pig
- Lock it up
- Long Pig
- Lost in the sauce
- Lot Lizard
- Lounge Lizard
- Low Drag
- Low Reg
- LRA
- LT
M
- M.A.R.I.N.E.
- Ma Deuce
- Ma’am
- Mach Jesus
- Machine Dumber
- Mail Buoy Watch
- Mail Call
- Main Side
- Make a hole
- Make it disappear
- Make the walls sweat
- Malingerer
- Mama-san
- Man Jammies
- Man Love Thursday
- Man Love Thursday
- Man Pleaser
- Manchester
- Mandatory Fun
- Mandatory Fun Day
- Manually Adjust
- Marine Corps
- Master Guns
- Masturbation Station
- Mattis
- Meal on wheels
- Meat Gazer
- Meat Hooks
- Meat Shield
- Meat Wagon
- Mechanized Infantry
- Medium Rare Chicken
- Meercat Ops
- Meritorious Promotion
- Metric Fuck Ton
- Metric Shit Ton
- Meu Baby
- Mic Gulf
- Mic Mic
- Mickey Mouse Boots
- Mid Rats
- Mike
- Military Grade
- Military Left
- Monkey Butt
- Monkey Cum
- Monkey Fuckers
- Monkey Shit
- Monster and Tobacco
- Mook
- Moon Beam
- Moons out, Goons out
- Moosecock
- Mop Top
- Morale
- MOS 99Z
- Mosquito Wings
- Mosquito Wings
- Motard
- Motivator
- Motor Tuh
- Mouth Breather
- MRE
- MRE Bomb
- MRE Rat Fucking
- MRE Shits
- MRE Stock Market
- MU
- Mud Puppies
- Muff Diving
- Mushroom Stamp
- Muslim Food
- Mustang
- Muster
- Mystery E
N
- NAP
- Nap Roulette
- Nasty Girl
- Nasty Leg
- NAV-A-HOE
- Navy
- Navy Slave
- ND
- New Dick
- NIA
- Night Crawler
- Night Ops
- Ninja Punch
- NLT
- No Balls
- No fucks given
- No Homo
- No impact, no idea
- No Screaming Eagle Shit
- No Show Joe
- No Talent Ass Clown
- No-neck Muffuckers
- Nods
- NOF
- Non Skid Dildo
- Non-Hacker
- Noner
- Not to beat off a dead horse
- Notional
- November Gulf
- Now, listen up
- NUB
- NUG
- Nugget
- Nuke
- Nuking it
- Nut To Butt
- NVG
O
P
- P-38 can opener
- Pack Bitch
- Pad Eye Remover
- Padre
- Paper Pushers
- Paperclip
- Patrol Sock
- Pause Button
- PCOD
- PCS
- Peace Time
- Peanut Butter Shot
- Pecker Checker
- Pecker Inspector
- Pecking for corn
- Pee pee
- Pee pee smack
- Pee pipe
- Pen Fuck
- Pencil Whip
- Pencil Whipped Quals
- Penis
- Penis Peeler
- Penis Puffer
- People Tank
- Percussion Maintenance
- Pew Pew
- PFC
- PFC up
- PFM
- Phantom Shitter
- Pickle Smoocher
- Pickle Smoocher
- Pickle Suit
- Pie Hole
- Piece of fuck
- Piece of shit
- PIG
- Pig Egg
- Piggy Back
- Pill Pusher
- Pin Cushion
- Pineapple
- Pinger
- Pink Mist
- Pinning
- Pinning the Headboard
- Pipe Hitters
- Piss Cover
- Piss Cutters
- Piss Mates
- Piss Poor
- Pit Love
- Pitching a tent
- Pizza Box
- Plank Owner
- Platinum Falcon
- Platoon Daddy
- Play Games
- Playing fuck fuck
- Plebe
- PMCS
- PNN
- POB
- Pocket Rocket
- POG
- Pogey Bait
- Pointy Heads
- Pole Smoker
- Pole to hole
- Police
- Police Call
- Polly Wog
- PONTI
- Poo Pond
- Poolee
- Poop Dick
- Pop Smoke
- Pop Tart
- Pork Chop
- Pork Chop Platoon
- Port Holes
- Porta Shitter
- Porta Shitter Art
- Pound Sand
- Power Bottom
- Prairie Dog
- PRC-E6
- PRC-E7
- Prenuptial Agreement
- Pretty Ricky
- Private
- Profile Pathfinder
- Profile Ranger
- Profile Rider
- Promotion Pads
- Prop Wash
- Proper greeting of the day
- Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
- PT
- PT Belt
- PT Rat
- PT Shorts
- PT Stud
- Pu Naner Naner
- PU-55-Y form
- Pucker Factor
- Puddle Hopper
- Puddle Pirate
- Puking Chicken
- Pull the trigger
- Pump & Dump
- Punch Out
- Purple Church
- Purple Helmet
- Push
- Push Earth
- Push Pri
- Pvt Snuffy
- PX Ranger
- PX Soldier
- PX/BX Battle Cruiser
R
- Rack
- Rack Ops
- Raghead
- Rain Room
- Raking Rocks
- Range Walk
- Ranger Panties
- Ranger Wipe
- Rangerette
- Rat Fuck
- Real Estate
- Reappropriate
- Recon Ranger
- Recruit Candy
- Recruit Laminate
- Recruit Tape
- Rectal Rocket
- Red Cell
- Red Eagle
- Red Patcher
- Red Rock
- Red Team
- Red Wings
- Redundant
- Reindeer Games
- Reiterate
- REMF
- Remington Raider
- Repeat
- RePS.
- Rgr
- RHIP
- Rickitick
- Ricky Boxing
- Ricky Recon
- Ricky Sock
- Ride the lightening
- Rip It
- River City
- Roach clip and butt plug
- Roach Coach
- Rock Eater
- Rock or something
- Rock Paper Rank
- Rocks and Shoals
- Rockstar
- Roger
- Roger that
- Rogue
- Roof Instructor
- Roof Rat
- Room Inspections
- Rosie O’Donnels
- Rubber Neckin
- Ruck
- Ruck Up
S
- Sack Nasty
- Safety Brief
- Salt
- Salt Dog
- Salty
- Salty Boot
- Salty Lance
- Sand Bagging
- Sand Box
- Sand Cookies
- Sand Queen
- Sandy Vag
- Sarnt
- Sausage Grabbers
- Saved Round
- Say Again
- Schmammered
- School Circle
- Schwack
- Scrambled Eggs
- Screaming Eagle
- Screwing the pooch
- Scribe
- Scuttlebutt
- Sea bag with lips
- Sea Cow
- Sea Daddy
- Sea Lawyer
- Sea Wook
- Seaman Timmy
- Seat Sniffer
- Secret Squirrel
- Secret Squirrel Shit
- Secure that happiness
- Secure that shit
- Semper Gumby
- Send it
- Senior Lance
- Senior Specialist
- Septar
- Sham Artist
- Sham Out
- Sham Out
- Sham Shield
- SHARP
- Shavetail
- Shaving Beards
- Shaving Profile
- Shellback
- Ship Currency
- Ship Wife
- Shipmate
- Shipwreck
- Shit Ass
- Shit Bag
- Shit for brains
- Shit on a shingle
- Shit Paper
- Shit Sandwich
- Shit Shooter
- Shit Show
- Shit Shower Shave
- Shit Tickets
- Shit Ton
- Shit Ton
- Shit You Not
- Shit’s all dicked
- Shit’ll Buff
- Shitbag
- Shitballs
- Shitcan
- Shitcan Liner
- Shithouse Lawyer
- Shitstain
- Shitter Skipper
- Shmokatelly
- Shooting the shit
- Short Timer
- Shower Babies
- Shower Drain Babies
- Shower Jellies
- Shower Jelly
- Shower Shoes
- Shut up and color
- Sick Bay
- Sick Call
- Sick Call Commando
- Sick Call Ranger
- Sickbay Bandit
- Sierra Bravo
- Sierra Mike
- Signing Bonus
- Silkies
- Silver Bullet
- Simple Green
- Simunition
- Since Jesus was a corporal
- SITFU
- Sizzle Dick
- SKATE
- Skate
- Skatersmate
- Skeletor
- Skipper
- Skippy’s list
- Skivvies
- Skull Drag
- Skull Fuck
- Sky Blossom
- Slackjaw & Shitbird
- Slam Piece
- Slam Pig
- Slam Pig Sunday
- Slap Dick
- Slave
- Slave Cable
- Slave Start
- Slave Suit
- Slaw Bunny
- Slay Bodies
- Slay Fest
- Slay Guts
- Slay Pussy
- Slick Sleeve
- Slicky Boy
- Slit Trench
- Sloot
- Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
- Slut Bucket
- Slutbag Whore
- Smackbook
- Smart Guy
- Smashed Ass
- Smashed bag of dicks
- SMEAC
- Smegma
- Smell Good
- Smelling what I’m stepping in
- Smert
- SMIT
- Smoke ’em if you got ’em
- Smoke Check
- Smoke Pit
- Smoke Session
- Smoke Yourself
- Smokepit Sally
- Smoking and joking
- Smoking Bat Shit
- Smoking Lamp
- SNAFU
- Snail Trail
- Snake Eater
- Snake in the grass
- Sniped
- Sniper PT
- Snivel Gear
- Snow Flake
- Snuffleupagus
- Soap Chips
- Soapie
- Sock Bun
- Soggy Biscuit
- SOL
- Soldier Proof
- SOP
- SOS
- Sound powered phone batteries
- Soup Sandwich
- Space Cadet
- Space Force
- Space Gun
- Spades
- Spaghetti Blowjob
- Spanctuary
- Spank Tank
- Spear Head
- Spear of Destiny
- Squad Bay
- Squad Leader
- Squared Away
- Squid
- Squirter
- ST1
- STAB
- Stack Bodies
- Stand by
- Stand by #2
- Stand by to stand by
- Stand fast
- Stand there and look pretty
- Staple Gunner
- Stars
- Stay Frosty
- Steel Pussy
- Stockade
- Stolen Valor
- Store that in your gray matter
- Strategery
- STUMP
- Stupid Fuck
- Suck
- Suck dick for beer money
- Suck Hole
- Suck it the fuck up
- Suck it up buttercup
- Suck Start
- Sucking on Casper
- Sugar Cookie
- Super Boot
- Super Hooch
- Super Moto
- Surf ‘n’ Turf Dinner
- Susie Rottencrotch
- SWAG
- Swamp Ass
- Sweepers
- Swinging Clit
- Swinging Dick
- Swinging Dicks
- Swinging with the wing
- Sword Fighters
- Sync Party
T
- T.A.R.F.U.N
- Tactical Gaggle
- Tactically Acquire
- Tactically Acquiring
- Tacticool
- Tag Chaser
- Tailboard Jockey
- Talk Offline
- Tango Uniform
- Tanker Bar
- Tanker Stew
- Tap Rack Bang
- Tarp Booty
- Tent Booty
- Terminal Lance
- Terminal Select
- Texas Pete
- Thailand
- Thank your recruiter
- That was about the length of a “cunt hair”
- The Fuckening
- The ID-10T form for a PRC-E6
- The Island
- The Mafia
- The Wizard
- Throat Punch
- THS
- Thud Fuck
- Thundercunt
- Tight
- Tighten up that shot group
- Time Now
- Timepiece
- Tits on a fish
- Tits up
- TLAR
- TNT
- To all who shall see these presents greetings
- Toes to the line
- Tomfuckstick
- Tongue Punch
- Tony Hawk
- Too Easy
- Tool Bag
- Top
- Topsider
- Tore up from the floor up
- Totar Muh
- Trackin’
- Tranbeta
- Tranny fucker, crazy eyes, eagle eye
- Tranny Wacker
- Tree Line
- Trench Monkey
- Tricaratops
- Trunk Monkey
- Tube Punch
- Tube Steak
- Tube Stroker
- Tundra Wookie
- Turbo
- Turd Burglar
- Turd Burglar
- Turdalicious
- Turdbuilder
- Turdnugget
- Turn Two
- Turtle Fuck
- Twat Waffle
- Twidget
- Twist my Nipples
- TYFMS
- TYFYS
U
W
- Wack Shack
- Waffle Ass
- Waffle Stomp
- Waffle Top
- WAG
- Wag Bag
- Wagner loves cock
- Wall to wall Counseling
- War Machine
- War Pig
- War Trophy
- War Turtles
- Warheads on Foreheads
- Warm and fuzzy
- Warrant Officer
- Waste of Air
- Water and Motrin
- Water Buffalo
- Water Bull
- Water Dog
- Water Dog
- Waterwalker
- We’ll get off early
- Weaponized Autism
- Weapons Draw
- Weekend Warrior
- Weenie Watch
- West Pac Widow
- Whack Shack
- Whale Jizz
- Whale Sperm
- Whales
- Whisker Frisker Mustache.
- Whiskey Dick
- Whiskey Locker
- Whiskey Locker Brew
- Whiskey Peter
- Whiskey Pig
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
- White Knight
- White Space
- White Tornado
- Whiz Quiz
- Whore Bath
- Wig Snap
- Willie Pete
- Windex Junky
- Window Licker
- Window Lickers
- Wing It
- With the speed of a thousand gazelles
- Wizzo
- WM
- WOFTAM
- Wolf Pussy
- Woman
- Womb Brush
- Woobie
- Wook
- Wookie
- Wookie Monster
- Woolly Pully
- Word
- Working Party
- Wrinkle Bomb
- WTF, over
- WTI
